Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Tomiku · Post by **Tomiku** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:17 am

star wrote:
Storm Wing wrote:
And Female orgasms are illegal in Australia..
*block the letters if you want to read it. Kinda NSFW talk ^^;;
this made me laugh so hard i almost peed!

That's illegal there too!

I know we aren't supposed to put names but since I'm quoting MYSELF I didn't see any need for privacy, just wanted to say upfront that's why it may not be as funny, it's just me being egotistical.

>> http://xkcd.com/856/
>> animals and types of people
>> laser
>> bacon
And today on In The Wild, we shall be observing the rare and beautiful bacon laser in its natural habitat. The bacon laser is adept at disguise in urban environments, camoflauging itself as an electric hand drier, usually with graffiti stating "push button, recieve bacon" on the instruction panel.

star · Post by **star** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:13 pm

Tomiku wrote:That's illegal there too!

it cant be realy illegal! LOL no women would ever get married of have children then, who'd want too? a nation of nuns, LOL

Post by **Xehn** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:55 pm

.... Did you go to high school in an anime, MikHat?

Tomiku · Post by **Tomiku** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:12 pm

DAMN YOU UNNAMED GIANT CATFISH!

blade_anime · Post by **blade_anime** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:14 pm

I FINALLY GET QUOTED!

Osaru Sensei · Post by **Osaru Sensei** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:20 am

so what is this I hear about Ninjas officially taking control of the British Parliament?

And more recently:

It's still magic. Chemistic is just part of it

You dont get magical guided bird missiles from just mixing compounds together

Yours Truly,
////オサル　センセイ (Osaru Sensei, that is...)

Argroh Valdios · Post by **Argroh Valdios** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:07 pm

God hates lizards because they engage in anole sex

rubixbox · Post by **rubixbox** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:21 pm

Found these today. They probably make more sense in context.

eff that. i READ mary po9ppins

I think I like Kansas.

Tomiku · Post by **Tomiku** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:01 am

I'm gonna paraphrase this one since it disappeared from the chatlog before I thought to copypaste it in here...

You mean Gelbooru has stuff that ISN'T porn?!

Post by **Xehn** » Mon May 09, 2011 10:50 pm

To the pony types out there...Does Twilight look like an Autocannon, Particle cannon, or Laser type of mare?

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