So I decided to go to the bother if signing up for a proxy (Shopping Mall Japan) and ordering some blank bodies from Konami, using the site as translated here:

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... YjluTyWCig

The site looks like the black bodies and Ft. Bragg are available, but SMJ says they're not. Just for giggles, I tried going in without the translator, in case it was caching stuff somewhere, and it looks the same:

http://www.konamistyle.jp/sp/mms/

So... anyone have any notions? Does this happen, where Konami's site is out-of-date? Or is Shopping Mall Japan on crack?

SMJ is correct.

While the listing page did not say it's sold out, click into the product page for the MMS Naked Black and you will notice it is saying "not in stock".

The items listed as "Sold Out" on the listing page are probaqbly more like "Discontinued" in Konami's eyes.

Hmm. Okay, that must be in one of the bits that isn't translating - presumably it's a picture and not text.

Thanks, though!