I let some of the autobots play on my xbox the other day. Of course they went for the Fall of Cybertron game. Both Blaster and Bulkhead were irritated that they were not included in any levels of the game..
Apparently I had forgotten though I had also told Tigris and Strarf they could use the xbox as well.. didn't think they would both want to use it at the same time...
"Look at Bulk and Blasty down there.. They've been playing that game for HOURS!" .."Maybe we should go down and ask for a turn Strarf."
"I'm totally trashing your old high score here Bulk." "Yeah, it isn't hard when you are playing stuff on EASY!"
"I'm sure they'll be cool and let us play our game. Bulkhead is such a softy." ..
"Hey guys! Can we get a turn with the xbox? You guys have been playing all day..."
"This isn't really a 'choice' kinda situation either guys..."
"No can do Elf-ears, I'm on a roll!. Pretty soon I will have unlocked EVERYTHING on this game..."
"Plus, the master said me and Bulk could play. He never said we had to share..."
"You girls can come watch if you want to see some awesome happen."
"Yeah, you girls can come play too. we can show you what all the buttons do.. heh heh.."
"I know you guys are excited about your game, but we kinda want to play something different."
"What could you possibly want to play that's more fun than Transformers Fall of Cybertron... you ACTUALLY get to play as REAL Transformers!"
"Yeah, Grimlock loves it too!"
"Well, that's sweet and all,... but we'd rather play something else. Pretending to be giant lumbering robots isn't really much of an escape if you get me.."
"I'm with Strarf, pretending to be you guys isnt that exciting...,..no offense"
"We want to play Otomedius Excellent. It's fun, and there are lots of anime girls on it... "
"Yeah, even me and Arnval guest star.."
"So you would rather play a game that degrades women and presents an unrealistic ideal image to young girls to hopelessly strive for?..REALLY?"
"Yep." "What do you think about that Bulky? Don't you like girls?"
"Er..uh...Of course I like girls, I mean I uh.. Tigris?"
"Um, why are you moving like that...er...uh..." "What do you mean Bulkhead, would you rather I was a big clunky robot like Optimus Prime?"
"Listen Elfy Mc Bossypants, we aren't going anywhere, so you can pack up your girly game and go rob some Barbie dolls or something."
"No, you listen.
A) I am not an Elf, and I have a name.
Barbie clothes don't fit us.
C) I have a gun.. I win.
It's a win win, we get to play our game, and you get to keep your head. As a bonus, you won't have to see Tigris start stripping and purring around Bulkhead... she is a catgirl ya know..
"Can you help me scratch behind my ears Bulk... it would feel sooooo good.." "Er...uh... I think Blaster is calling me over.. I gotta go,..bye Tigris.."
"That whole vulnerable catgirl trick really worked well Tigris, maybe I should try that sometime.." "What do you mean trick Strarf.?. he he."
"Don't feel bad Blaster. At least Strarf didn't actually shoot you." "Easy for you to say, you basically got a striptease while I got my life threatened.."
"Hey Strarf.. Do you think a guy like Bulkhead could ever go for a girl like me?"
"I'm going to assume you only asked me that to make me loose my concentration on my game... nice try.... and... ewww..."
Well, I guess Strarf is getting better at dealing with people, because I didn't have to pick up any bullet casings or mop up any energon or blood..
Good for you Strarf!.. As for Tigris...(sigh)...
SOrry for the crappy pics. I need a real camera BAD. My phone just cant do lower light. Does anyone know of a good one that is cheap and is good for this sort of thing? PM me if you know of anything. Thanks.