Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

[Storm Wing]

I shall be writing a GrimDark story. Well, It'll be a Light Comedy, but it ill beenitled "A GrimDark Adventure" it will be an adventure story featuring Grim from "The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy" and Mandark from "Dexter's Lab"

ashley wood hates people buying figures just to resell >.>

LOLs

[Panzie]

In response to my acquiring of a Kyubey plush:

...I was gonna say "BURN IT" then realized Panz probably sees Kyubey as a sort of kindred soul.

[Argroh Valdios]

Touhou is full of characters who are at least somewhat crazy, incredibly powerful, often capable of planning out stupidly elaborate stuff, and absolutely refuse to kill under any circumstances ever (see: danmaku rules).
What I'm getting at here is that Touhou is a setting where every character is Batman.

Funny and true.

[Tomiku]

Tell me about it. I just found the sexiest doctor boy yandere.

...only to find out he's really a pigeon.

[rubixbox]

Xehn, I am going to dispute that Tron Anal Probe Spider-Man is Best Spider-Man.

Just for the record, this makes a bit more sense context, but damn it all if it's not funny.

[Tomiku]

Weremonies? What, do they turn into yen during the fiscal full moon?

[Argroh Valdios]

woaaaah, bad pizza, you stay on desk, not in lap

[KusanagiShiro]

Love this thread! ^^

[Argroh Valdios]

and now, an alcohol induced RP:

poor tan-and-blue GM, I stole his head and hands for the RGM-79[G]...
this one. [insert HLJ link]

GM
GNMNGN
GM
I'M A GM
****

...is he drunk on cbox again?

ET TU SKELETOR
Mod
Mod modmod
YOU ARE IN A DARK FORST
THERHE IS APAH LEADING NORTH
AND A LPATH LEADING SOUTH

I've played this game before.

YOU HAVE: SWORD, SHIELDFL, BOUE POTION
WHAT DO

wait no I haven't
I thought you were throwing Zork at me >.>
can I still find a cyclops and yell ULYSSES at it?

NOH
THER IS NO CYCLOS
YOU YELL ULYSSEEEESEEEESEEEESSSES
there is echo
NO OJEELS ELSE CAN DO THE THINGS YOU DOOOOOO

well obviously I'd have to find the cyclops first.

OKY
HOW DO
HOW FIND CYCLOPS

Find a glasses store that specializes in oversized monocles.
OKY
YOU FGO FIND SHIP
SHOP
THERE IS ROAD ON WAY TO SHOP
OH LOOK
IN ROAD
IT IS TOYR FAVOURITE ANIME WAIFU
SHE WAVE TO YOU
SE HAPPY TO SEE YOU
UH OH
KINF OF JURAI
IN TRUCK
HE DOESN@T SEE ANIME WAIFU
UH OH

I didn't know the absence of something could wave...

TRUUUUUUUUUUCK
HONK HONK
splut
POOR WAIFY
THE END
IT SLFS LIKE NBVESBM< BESM NEVER ENDDED
imma bastards and im gonig to hell
what as amaster of emotions ai a mm

the current emotion you're mastering is nonsense.

yeh but i mastersded it

[Tomiku]

When you fight guys who can turn you into a gold statue with their crotch beams, and you just have a pistol? Well, yeah. You're a bit outclassed.