Caps lock is fine. So is Num lock. Missile lock? not much

I curse my lack of fabulous glowing nipples

Pistachios are considered by shipping companies to be an explosive substance.

I'm a nut so they call me Macadamia. The rain in spain falls mainly on the plainia. If you are good, I'll spare you the refrainia. Heeeey, Macadamia.

"I want Michael Bay to direct a Strike Witches movie staring Bruce Willis" >.>
Would watch.

wat
*gears turning*
oh, as the commander

...also, "Callcc of Duty" made me smirk a bit.
Though at first I misread it as Calico of Duty. War kitties!

oh boy, if Calico Critters was made into an FPS game

*uppercuts self*

Dan Forden wrote:Toasty!

If you're a beginner miner as an elin, would that make you a minor minor miner?

Mmm, delicious beef jerky

there is a Jerky emporium near where I live.
you can get ostrich jerky; even alligator jerky!

...I read that as 'Jehuty emporoium' and was like "...wait what?"

"I have to say, preprogramming your AIs with overwhelming love for humans is one way of averting Skynet.

...Until it turns yandere"

Heartcatch Precure has more physical violence in it then Cashern Sins.